Food Haiku.

Cereal

happy box on shelf

contents may not have settled

prize is on the top

 

Pizza

hot and gooey cheese

stuck to the top of the box

no tip for you, pal.

 

Burrito

warm soft tortilla

filled with meat and spicy love,

belly hurts so much.

 

Carrots

crunchy orange goodness

in ranch they are amazing

and now not healthy.

 

Lasagna

food of fat orange cat

popular italian dish

noodles from china

 

Fruit

oranges are tasty

pineapple is really good

kiwi is fuzzy.

 

Corn Dog

hot dog wrapped in corn

mustard is the best on them

ketchup, not so much.

 

Chinese Food

better the next day

fried rice and orange chicken… yum!

chopsticks take practice.

 

Ice Cream

sundaes and milkshakes

versatile cold frozen

don’t get a headache

 

Soup

beef, chicken, tofu

veggies, crackers or noodles

but it’s still just soup.

 

Donut.

fried till golden brown

Homer Price used a machine

that flung dounts out

 

Chili Dog

when I was a kid

I would eat 4 at a time

bellyache for me

 

Salad

leafy crisp and green

topped with so many choices

now it’s bad for you

 

Shrimp

Tiny or quite large

Have they been deveined and peeled?

That’s just too much work.

 

Steak

cooked to perfection

seared on a red hot skillet

use a butter knife

 

Pudding

cold and thick with skin

easy to make in a bowl

in pies thrown my clowns

 

Tuna

sandwich or salad

no flavor until you add

at least seven things

 

Mexican food

many different things

cheese, meat, beans, lettuce and sauce

it’s all the same thing

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